Where do they come up with this stuff?

Forgive me for getting off subject here and for sharing something that isn't really blog related so to speak but I am just trying to get my mind off a few things, as I am sure most of you can understand. And in reality, the words I searched are relative, it's probably not a very MOTHERLY thing to do though. Whatever, it works for me.. It can work for you too. 


Have you ever taken a trip to Urban Dictionary? Try it sometime if you in need of a good giggle. I did so myself tonight and came up with the following.


I entered; they said:

• PREGNANT: something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
• BABY: 1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.
  2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse. 3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.
• MATERNITY LEAVE: A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
• BIRTH: 1. The beginning of very long death. 2. When you are shot out of beaverville
• BREAST FEED: what every teenager wants to do with his mom again
• PREGNASAURUS: When a pregnant women goes all hormonal and acts like a raging, lumbering dinosaur.
• HORMONES: emale hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
  male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.

• MOTHER:  Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that" 

You: "Your MOTHER!!" 

Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day" 

You: "Your MOTHER!!" 

Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss" 

You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!" 

Annoyance: "Peanut" 

You: "Your MOTHER!!"

• BABY DADDY: Usually a broke ass black man; Who you met through a friend and had sex wit when you was upset and confused. Now you don had his baby and he dont pay child support and denies yo son ray ray.
• BABY MAMA:  The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.

Oh her? She ain't nothing to me now, girl, she just my baby mama. So, can I get your number?

• MAMA: You know... that crazy lady who's yelling all the time, yet you just can't help but love her. That's a mom for ya.
• BLOG: a place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.. Just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.
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