Love thy neighbor!

So I hit the trail this morning, baby is all tucked into his stroller as per usual - Decided to switch it up today & bring 1 of our 3 dogs.. Was in such a rush to get myself, stroller/ baby and pup out of the door that I forgot to bring a bag just in case pup decided to ya know, drop one or two off... We head on down the road, my neighborhood was quiet this morning - Not the normal hustle bustle of kids getting on bus, people watering plants, etc - I was so excited for the peace. Don't you know that as soon as we get in front of the ONLY house where someone is outside having a cup of a coffee my dog's ass expels a lovely pile of glory & like mentioned above I have no bag to clean it up. Leave it to the ONLY ( asshole ) person to cross my path this morning to say to me " Are you going to clean that up? " Not only does she not offer me a bag to do so she watches me walk all the way back to my caul-de-sac (sp?), I grab a bag walk all the way back only to find the bitch has gone inside - I should have lit that bag of poop on fire & left it on her doorstep - HAPPY HUMP DAY!