In the early hours of Monday morning I awoke to Brett shifting for comfort therefore rolling in a new direction. While doing so I felt him peel something from my rear... Shortly after that I heard " Aw... Babe!" I woke up, but not completely. " You dropped a Rolo in bed and then it melted on your butt!" ( silence ).
I don't think I said anything in response, like I said I woke up but not completely so I just drifted away again. When I woke up I replayed what had happened hours earlier and giggled to myself. If only I had rolled over to see Brett's face. He probably had this little grin, he was probably thinking to himself " Look at what I married.."
I get out of bed, I head downstairs for Breakfast with the hubby and we go along with our normal routine. When we head upstairs to do laundry, get ready for work, etc I turned my backside to Brett at one point.. Upon doing so Brett says to me " There's chocolate ALL over your ass.. You're a mess.." I quickly dash to the bathroom to take a peak, low and behold my toosh is covered in melted chocolate. Awesome. I win the award for being a big slob and I am embarrassed in my own house. Awesome.
We go on with our day.
While at work yesterday I started thinking to myself how on earth could that have happened. I mean, there's the obvious: I dropped a Rolo in bed... But then how did it manage to smash it'self allover my Ass? So I come up with this brilliant scenario: Brett and I were spooning and somehow we managed to kick up this Rolo in between us then we smooshed it and it melted from our body heat.
End of story. Case closed.
I come home from work, Brett tells me he's been doing laundry all day ( yes I know, my husband is perfect ) and that the sheets are still in the dryer. I ask him why the sheets needed to be washed and he informs me that I had managed to get chocolate and caramel ALL OVER the sheets. So not only my person but now our bed sheets... Basically, I fail.. But the Rolo's we're SO GOOD!
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